Bachelorette Party Drinks - Level Five (Holy Shit, Level Five):

You are fucking nuts. Most people are kickin it, keepin it real, down around a level 2 or 3, but you are bad ass. You are a bad ass broad that came to kick some ass. You are level five. Extreme (or something like that). :)

Level 5 is actually for people with a well stocked bar. You don't have to serve more drinks, nor do you have to drink them from the taughtly draped navel of a male stripper. You just have the most options when it comes to mixing drinks. Level 5 is a great place to be when mixing cocktails. See below for a booze list and recipes that use them. If the list is too long, many bad ass broads are mixing drinks from the lists in levels 1-4. Cool.

Here is what you will need for booze:
  • Beer
  • Wine
  • Big bottle of vodka
  • Not as big bottle of Rum
  • Mixers like Juice (orange, cranberry, pineapple, Coke, 7-up, coffee, sugar, lemons, limes, plenty of ice (level 1 ended here).
  • Triple Sec
  • Pucker (sour liqueur, I like raspberry)
  • Grenadine, Marachino cherries, rose's sweetened lime juice Jello (level 2 ends here)
  • Kahlua
  • Baileys
  • Whipped Cream (level 3 ended here).
  • Vermouth
  • Gin
  • Tequilla (level 4 ended here)
  • Level 5 includes anything else you like.

If you are operating at a level five, I doubt we need to tell you to make sure you have a few glasses on hand. You probably own one of those ice buckets with the penguins on the side and everything.

Sex On The Beach

1 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. peach schnapps
1/2 full cranberry juice
1/2 full pineapple juice
stir in highball glass
Get Laid

1 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. raspberry schnapps
fill with pineapple juice
splash of cranberry juice
serve on the rocks.
Flying Fuck

1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels

serve in lowball glass

Creamy Bush

1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

1 1/2 oz. irish whiskey

serve in shot glass
Hairy Virgin

2 parts light rum
1 part triple sec
2 parts pineapple juice

blend, serve in exotic glass with a (what else) cherry
Hot Irish Nut

1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Frangelico
(1 part amaretto optional)
coffee

serve in coffee mug

Pop The Cherry

2 oz. cherry brandy, which is hard to find.
fill with orange juice
stir in highball glass

cherry and orange slice

Sit On My Face

1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1 oz. Frangelico
1 oz. Kahlua

serve in shot glass
Tight Snatch

1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 oz. peach schnapps
fill with pineapple juice

stir in highball glass
Virgin

1 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. white creme de menthe
1 oz. fruit schnapps or pucker

shake, strain into highball glass
A Hot Dick

Ingredients:
2 shots Grand Marnier
2 shots Bailey's irish cream
Add 4 oz Coffee , hot or enough to fill mug

Mixing instructions:

Pour liquors into large irish coffee mug. Add enough strong hot coffee to fill mug. Top with whipped cream
Cockteaser

Ingredients:
1 part Triple sec
1 part Peach schnapps
1 part Midori melon liqueur

Pour into a shot glass.

Don't forget - You can also make any of the drinks from
Level 1, Level 2, Level 3, or Level 4
Bachelorette Party Drink Items at Bachelorette.com.

Shot Glass Beads
Penis Straws 1
Penis Straws 2
Penis Straws 3

Penis Straws 4
Jello Shot Molds
Penis Shot Glass
Bar Napkin Game
Flashing shots
Bachelorette.com shot glasses

Pass Out Game
Penis Drink Bottle
Big Drink Bottle
Toothpicks
Swizzle Dicks
Bachelorette Party Cups
Head Shot Glass


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