Bachelorette Party Drinks - Level One:

This section is designed to help those people that don't keep alot of booze in the house entertain their friends at a bachelorette party. You will need very few ingredients to make the wide range of bachelorette party drinks show here.

Here is what you will need for booze:
  • Beer
  • Wine
  • Big bottle of vodka
  • Not as big bottle of Rum
  • Mixers like Juice (orange, cranberry, pineapple, Coke, 7-up, coffee, sugar, lemons, limes, plenty of ice (level 1 ended here).
  • (level 2 adds pucker fuckers and jello shots)
  • (level 3 adds kahlua drinks and more fun).
  • (level 4 makes cosmopolitans, real cocktails, and a bunch of other stuff).
  • (level 5 is for girls who smoked in the men's room in high school)

Don't feel the need to move up a level in order to have a good time. The object of this site is to help you make the most of what you have on hand. We don't need to encourage bachelorette party attendees to drink more, they seem to want to do that on their own. We just want to help you make better drinks. The list of drinks below can be made with only the ingredients listed above. We tried to maximize the variety so that your guests will be happy.

Fudpucker Punch

Ingredients:

* 2 cans light Beer
* 2 cans Sprite
* 12 oz frozen Lemonade Concentrate
* 12 oz Vodka

Mixing instructions:

Mix Beer, Soda, and frozen lemonade into a large pitcher. Then fill empty lemon aid container with vodka and add to mixture. Stir.
Madras

Ingredients:

* 1 1/2 oz Vodka
* 4 oz Cranberry juice
* 1 oz Orange juice
* 1 wedge Lime

Mixing instructions:

Pour all ingredients (except lime wedge) into a highball glass over ice. Add the lime wedge and serve.
A Madras
Complete with a slice of lime and some penis-shaped ice cube coolers. Note the layered effect.
New Orleans Buck
The joke goes as follows "hey bartender, how do you make a new orleans buck? Show me your ****. My husband told me that one. He used to tend bar.

Ingredients:

* 1 1/2 oz Light rum
* 1 oz Orange juice
* 1/2 oz Lemon juice
* Ginger ale

Mixing instructions:

pour all ingredients (except ginger ale) into a glass over ice cubes. Fill with ginger ale, stir, and serve.

Afganistany Whore
This drink makes a round of shots.

Ingredients:

* 4 oz Rum
* 1 can Root beer
* 4 oz Vodka

Afghanistany Whore Ingredients
Beach Bum

Ingredients:

* 1 part Orange juice
* 1 part Bacardi
* 1 part Sprite

Pour into a glass with ice. Stir.
Shake and pour in a penis drink bottle.
Body Shot

Ingredients:

* 1 oz Vodka
* 1 package Sugar
* 1 wedge Lemon

Mixing instructions:

Using a partner of the opposite sex, lick their kneck to moisten. Pour packet of sugar onto their kneck. Place wedge of lemon in their mouth with the skin pointed inward. You first lick the sugar from their kneck, then shoot the vodka, then suck the lemon from their mouth. You won't have any trouble finding guys that will want to hold that lemon.
Cuba Libre

Ingredients:

* 2 oz Light rum
* Juice of 1/2 Lime
* Coca-Cola

The real way to make a rum and coke. Don't skimp on the lime. Don't use Pepsi or Diet. Yuck.
Body shots anyone?
Hawaiian Screw

Ingredients:

* 2 oz Vodka
* Orange juice
* Pineapple juice

Mixing instructions:

pour over ice in regular glass. Add pineapple and orange juice to taste. Sort of like a regular screwdriver except with a tropical twist!
Lemon Shooters

Ingredients:

* 1 shot Vodka
* Sugar
* 1 slice Lemon

Mixing instructions:

Cover lemon slice with sugar. Shoot, then suck (on the lemon)!
I'm never been to Cuba, but I wouldn't mind drinking down this cuba libre.
Strip and Go Naked (punch)

Ingredients:

* 6 pack of Beer
* 12 oz can of frozen lemonade concentrate
* 12 oz Vodka

Mixing instructions:

In a LARGE pitcher or punch bowl, pour in 3 cans of beer, then the vodka and lemonade, then the last 3 beers. Mix gently and pour into a tall glass over ice. It sounds horrible, but is great on a hot summer night!
White Trash

Ingredients:

* 1 shot Vodka
* 1/2 can ginger ale (your cousin uses the other 1/2)
* 1 wedge Lime

Mixing instructions:

Pour ingredients over ice. Garnish with lime wedge. Ingredients can be varied to taste. The crisp snap of ginger ale makes this cocktail perfect for an afternoon nip, or if you're in the mood for something light, fancy and bubbly. Variations: Poor White Trash: Substitute Sprite for Ginger Ale. Trailer Trash: Substitute Sierra Mist for Sprite.
Witch's Clit

Ingredients:

* 3/4 gal Gatorade
* 1/4 gal Vodka

Mixing instructions:

Take 1 gallon size bottle of gatorade. Pour out 1/4 of it, pour in 1/4 gallon vodka. Cap and shake. Hits fast but not too hard.
Bachelorette Party Drink Items at Bachelorette.com.

Shot Glass Beads
Penis Straws 1
Penis Straws 2
Penis Straws 3

Penis Straws 4
Jello Shot Molds
Penis Shot Glass
Bar Napkin Game
Flashing shots
Bachelorette.com shot glasses

Pass Out Game
Penis Drink Bottle
Big Drink Bottle
Toothpicks
Swizzle Dicks
Bachelorette Party Cups
Head Shot Glass


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Bachelorette Party Guide - Planning a bachelorette party but you don't know what type of things the bride would want? BachelorettePartyGuide.com will help you choose items and activities based upon the bride's type.
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